Day: January 10, 2021

My son is sobbing for the reason that we advised him Nipple isn’t a good identify for a dog

— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) January two, 2021

My favourite matter suitable now is calling air pods ‘air buds’ in entrance of my daughter and her good friends.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January five, 2021

Thoughts with the dad or mum at my son’s college who provided to have the class guinea pig around the Xmas holidays & is now in for the prolonged haul

— Will Wooden (@MMWillWood) January 4, 2021

There was fifteen Oreo cookies remaining, so to give each of my 4 young children the identical, I was forced to consume 11 of them.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 7, 2021

I’ve been sleeping like a baby this 7 days!*

*waking up each individual two several hours

— Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) January 4, 2021

The weatherman mentioned there was % probability of snow this 7 days so to get my little ones to drop asleep past evening, I promised to consider them sledding these days. Mainly because I’m a entertaining mother who plans in advance.

— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) January six, 2021

Accidentally advised my kid to consume shit though I was kicking his ass at Mario Kart so if you require