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Who you are at your kid’s sporting events is the actual you

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 18, 2021

acquired into an argument with my 4yo about whether the word “dragon” commences with a J or a D and now i am just repeating the word “jragon” to myself thinking why it would not sound any unique

— Alix E. Harrow (@AlixEHarrow) April twenty, 2021

If my son calls me “bruh” just one much more time, so assist me god, I’ll expand out my mustache.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 22, 2021

Quotations from my two 12 months outdated:
“In truth, I have feet”- on feet
“My stunning mind!” -on waking from a nap
“Awww! They so worn out. And just one is higher”- immediately after seeing my breasts

— Melanie Lynskey (@melanielynskey) April 19, 2021

Apparently when your small children inquire you why other folks allow terrible factors happen, “because people today are trash” is not the suitable remedy.

— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) April 18, 2021

My son noticed me putting on concealer under my eyes and said, “why are you doing that?” I said, “It can make me glimpse a bit young and much more awake.” He said, “But inside of you are outdated and worn out?” And