Tag: Funniest

My oldest desired a juice box, so I told him to go decide on one out. He arrived back with a bottle of apple cider vinegar, wondering it was apple juice.

So my dilemma is how terrible of a parent am I that I just went alongside with it?

— A Bearer Of Father Information ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) September 22, 2020

I love that when I’m telling my youngsters to end battling, I say “I’m not in the temper,” like if they experimented with me on a diverse day I may possibly be cool with their bullshit.

— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) September 21, 2020

“Wow. I’ve never ever noticed somebody get so considerably yogurt on their neck.”

Stick to me for extra solutions on compliments to give your 2 calendar year aged.

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) September 21, 2020

My daughter claims she’s not mad at me but she did just hug her dad and inform him, “I love you extra than anyone” without having breaking eye contact with me.

“Have youngsters,” they said.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 19, 2020

“I’m frightened. I can not see the base of this.”

— my 4 calendar year aged currently, pertaining to why he didn’t want to eat some fruit