Tag: Funniest

My teenager’s biggest fear is me sneezing in front of an individual she understands.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September seven, 2020

You really don’t know sticky right until you test to use your kid’s pill

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 6, 2020

four: Mom, how long was father within you?

Me:

four: Mom???

Me: What the f-

four: Properly??? How long was he within you just before you had him?

Me: Oh honey no I didn’t start your father, grandma did!

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) September five, 2020

Sorry I can not make it, I asked my toddler if he needed support placing on his shoes he answered “yes I really don’t”

— Not A further Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) September 6, 2020

I really don’t wear white right after labour working day or on any other working day of the calendar year mainly because I have smaller youngsters

— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) September five, 2020

Everyone at any time get the urge to bust into your kids’ room, rip the PS4 out of the wall whilst they’re mid-match, toss it out into the road & operate it about with your car many occasions?

No? Just me?

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September seven, 2020

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